1. Because of you I believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Noe styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
2. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it etimes think do a pig is also very good.
3. my mother and I said I like you I mandment: I quit smoking quit immediately eat thal strong and easy-to-carry concealed not weapons and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
4. psychological test: If you and the coward race you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool\'s Day!
5. Shaceng said: I have 1 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! able future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don\'t walk a dog!
生活最好的狀態，隨心所“愚”。
The best state of life is to be stupid.
愚人節裡祝福送，笑語歡聲愉不停！
April Fools day, blessing, laughter and joy!
今天是你的節日，祝你愚人節快樂！
Today is your holiday, I wish you a happy April Fools Day!
愚人節就要到了，做好準備了嗎。
April Fools Day is coming. Are you ready.
愚人節裡開玩笑，把握尺度很重要。
In April Fools day, its important to grasp the scale.
看你開懷一笑，我不禁低下了頭。
Seeing you smile, I cant help lowering my head.
高手之間過過招，低手被愚很正常。
Its normal for experts to be fooled by others.
愚人節我不過，因為我不是愚人。
On April Fools day, I am not a fool.
其實愚對了人，愚人節每天都過！
In fact, the right person, April Fools day every day!
“愚”幸福同住，“愚”好運同棲。
Stupid live with happiness, and stupid live with good luck.
我就不在乎你，只祝你愚人節快樂。
I dont care about you, just wish you a happy April Fools day.
1. because of you i believe in fate perhaps all this are doomed to heaven having a mianmianzhizhong traction. noe styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
2. you are the sun in my heart but it began to rain; you are the moon in my dream but it etimes think do a pig is also very good.
3. my mother and i said i like you i mandment: i quit smoking quit immediately eat ted to heaven having a mianmianzhizhong traction. noable future; think and you go mountain climbing is full to the ideal of the vacant; think and you to drift but not the happy heaven; want to go shopping with you has been the police refused he said: don\'t walk a dog!
1、山谷裡傳來你的聲音，我往下眺望，在山的拐角發現你，是你!真的是你!你和一老翁在一起，我激動的跑過去說：大爺，借驢用用。
2、如果是春節，我應該祝你過年好;如果是勞動節，我要說勞動者是最美;如果是愚人節，我要說你真的很酷;現在是萬聖節，我要摁住你說：鬼啊!
3、柔柔的清風柔柔滴暖，朵朵的鮮花朵朵 ...
1、世上有六種豬，養在家裡的叫家豬，生在山中的叫野豬，看祝福的叫蠢豬，在笑的是傻豬，生氣的是笨豬，不理我的是死豬，不回我祝福的連豬都不如。
2、我狠下心離去的那一刻，你在我身後無助的哭泣和撕心裂肺的痛楚讓我剎那間明白我是多麼地愛你，我猛地轉身哭著把你抱緊：這頭豬我不賣啦!
3、想要戀愛號未排。凡事 ...
1.注意了，先看看你的左邊，再看看你的右邊。請小心一個剛溜出來的精神病，他的特徵是：拿著手機東張西望。 愚人節快樂!
2.尊敬的使用者：您的手機目前已具有提款功能，只需將SIM卡取出插入提款機即可，如提款機不受理業務，請用手機用力砸提款機! 愚人節快樂!
3.我有一首詩，天下幾人知，傻瓜 讀此詩， ...
1. 粉紅花骨朵，白白小熊衫，蹦蹦跳跳小碎步，甜甜蜜蜜淺笑顏。最可愛的造型，最活潑的行徑，過最歡快的愚人節!朋友，節日快樂!
2. 答應我，無論遇到什麼事都要心情平靜，無論去做什麼都要意志堅定，無論何時何地都要樂觀高興，無論遇到了誰都不要告訴他你是神經病!
3. 粉紅花骨朵，白白小熊衫，蹦蹦跳跳小 ...
1. 今天你醒來，枕邊躺著一隻蚊子，身邊有一封遺書：我奮鬥了一晚，你的臉皮厚得讓我無顏活在這世上!主啊寬恕他吧!我是自殺的。
2. 愚人節來人歡愉，聰明愚人愚聰明。你愚人來人愚你，愚來愚去愚出情。愚人節來愚人喜，愚人被愚愚舒心。愚人節祝你年年被人愚，年年有“愚”
3. 說你不美麗，那是在騙你;說你 ...
1.教你個開心咒語;安思竹安思竹，安思之竹安思之純竹，恭喜你學會了山東話;俺是豬俺是豬，俺是隻豬俺是隻蠢豬。
2.風撩起你的長髮，你顯得更瀟灑!浪花拍打你的腳丫，你顯得更無暇!你迎著東方的朝霞，就像一朵海浪花!不是熟人很難看出你是傻瓜!愚人節快樂!
3.當你看到我發給你的這條簡訊，請用頭使勁撞牆， ...
1、愚人節到簡訊多，我的祝福算，收到馬上無煩惱，閱讀之後痛苦少，轉發還能薪水高，群發定會撿鈔票。愚人節裡開玩笑，逗得你能心花怒，把握尺度不捉弄，真誠相待心情棒！
2、知道你從來不迷信，但預計愚人節這天諸事不宜。風聲雨聲讀書聲，聲聲不可信！家事國事天下事，事事須查證！四月一日愚人節，祝你愚人成功，且不被 ...